The Spa At Trump International Hotel

Unlike the one for whom it is named, the Trump Spa offers a peaceful, tranquil haven to reenergize and rejuvenate. Every treatment is truly personalized, stimulating each of the five senses. With a soothing selection of signature services, classes, products and treatments, the experience caters to the needs and desires of each guest.

The staff has been trained to move in on you like a bitch. Even if you are married. And keep an eye on their hands. Never know where they will try to grab you.